Jeremy Schultz was born in a time before nostalgia, when awkward behemoths spit fire and fury across the earth, wreaking havoc on creatures more slight in stature and ferocity. He was raised on a diet of small grubs and platypus blood, and spent most of his childhood crafting small loincloths for himself and his sister out of mud and pumpa grass. When Jeremy was six he developed a new form of greeting, which later came to be known as the “low five”, a distant cousin of the already popular high five.
His educational life was riddled with strife. He bounced from one prep school to another, knocking up girls and knocking down boys. But this is where he began to draw, and draw he did. He drew weapons, exotic plants, cloud formations, and bifurcated water slides. He drew underwear and pillows, whiskey and worms, and sometimes he even drew blood. Jeremy began to draw the creatures from his youth, the small ones who were devoured by the large behemoths. Then he began to draw the behemoths as well. Since Jeremy moved to Portland, weird stuff has been happening. Now Jeremy draws this stuff too. Buy his art. Please. He’s got mouths to feed and canvases to fill and his hair is better than yours.
